Thursday, 21 March 2013

Jon Hamm's Penis Banned From Mad Men

Mad Men is a very good series, but the producers are having a hard time with Jon Hamm's little general, as men during those days wear much tighter trousers, so much so that his cowabunga had to be photoshopped out of posters..etc... What a wonderful positive PR problem to have.






When a man walks into a room, he brings his whole penis with him. A fleshy appendage, no less primitive than the prehensile tail we lost when we evolved, yet no less important than the heart that keeps us pumping. It makes a man feel whole. It drives a man. It’s the stick that chases the carrot. And when it hangs off of Jon Hamm, it causes problems simply because it stands up for itself.
Conflicts between the Mad Men crew and Jon Hamm’s increasingly demanding companion, Little Dick Whitman, have apparently become so prevalent, the show’s producers have “politely” asked the notoriously freewheeling star to stifle his penis with a layer of restrictive underwear, after Hamm’s penis became too distractingly headstrong. “This season takes place in the 1960s, where the pants are very tight and leave little to the imagination,” an insider "source" explains to the New York Daily News. And while, yes, the entire series has so far taken place in the 1960s, either the closer trouser cuts of Carnaby Street have begun to encroach upon Mad Men, or Jon Hamm’s penis has similarly begun to experiment with the styles of the era, and its insistence on copying Bob Dylan’s fly-away hair and Cuban boots have made Hamm’s penis all the more disruptive.
In addition to being banned from the set, Jon Hamm’s penis has also been Photoshopped out of promotional booklets and advertisements, with NYDN’s source laughing, “Imagine how distracting that would be on the side of a bus or building.” Hamm’s representative, however, doesn’t find anything amusing about his client’s enormous, impudent genitals being scrubbed from city buses so as not to cause traffic accidents. “It is ridiculous and not really funny at all. I’d appreciate you taking the high road and not resorting to something childish like this that’s been blogged about 1,000 times,” they said, clearly not familiar with the Internet. 
On a related note, Matthew Weiner is still allowed free rein. "Around here there can only be one Weiner in charge," he said, hopefully.




Sunday, 17 March 2013

Self-Censorship & The Brilliant Independence of Brokers' Research

I have yet to come across a top tier broker research that truly examines ALL the potential outcomes of the upcoming election and the implications. Yes, we had the research from Bank Islam and see what happened. Nomura Research only presented 3 possible scenarios. THREE, nothing more.

Even the dumbest person in the room would know that that is not the entire scenarios available or the available outcomes. Even in my "biased piece below", at least I have the decency to look at all the possibilities.


Nomura has painted three potential election scenarios and their impacts on the economy.
The first scenario is that the ruling coalition will win a smaller majority of 120-124 seats out of 222. BN currently holds 137 seats. The second scenario is that the number of seats won by the opposition and the ruling coalition are marginally less than 120 seats, which would likely be an accelerated ousting of the prime minister. Nomura said within this 20% probability, there is a small chance of the election leading to a hung parliament. The final scenario is that the ruling coalition winning around 125 to 130 seats. But Nomura said this outcome looks unlikely unless there is an unexpected fall in support for the opposition.

Three fucking scenarios ONLY??? Its a fucking coin toss, the last elections popular vote is like 49-51, and you fucking give only 3 scenarios??? Why don't you just say it out loud ... that you cannot make any comment on the other 2 possibilities, no matter HOW REMOTE they may be, only then can you say it is from a fucking research house!!! (the other two possibilities: PR wins by small majority, and PR wins by more than 10 seats majority). Why the self censorship, is there something you cannot say, ... its like predicting the recent US elections and you only give Obama winning by less than 2%, 5% or 10% ... asif the Republicans never existed. I know your hands are tied and you depend on the flows of IB deals but seriously, if you cannot comment or choose not to comment on the other side of the coin .... then don't fucking print the research idiots. It makes a mockery of the so call research piece.

Another one, just received from Morgan Stanley, the big US house, from the land of the purveyor and global sheriff of the maintenance and prevalence of democracy ... they also gave 3 fucking scenarios ONLY ... sigh, long live the USA ... OR come out with a note that says that you think there is a ZERO chance of Pakatan winning the elections and see how many legs you have to stand on.

I am sure we all understand the self censorship part, I would understand but not condone it, if it came from a local house ... but from a foreign house it smacks of something smelly.

MORGAN STANLEY

#3: Election Scenarios and macro implications 
 Scenario 1: 
BN Parliamentary seat share > 63% 
Positive surprise for investors
 Scenario 2: 
High 50% < BN Parliamentary seat share < 63%
 Scenario 3: 
BN Parliamentary seat share < mid 50% 
(To be fair to Morgan Stanley, they did a decent policy comparison between the two parties without really saying too much one way or the other. The snaps attached below are from MS).


The Edge/Sun Daily: Nomura Economics Research said the upcoming general election (GE), which is likely to be held on a weekend between April 6 and 20, 2013, could make or break its relatively positive economic outlook on Malaysia.
"Our baseline scenario is for the ruling Barisan Nasional (BN) to win, but by a smaller majority of 120-124 seats, which is lower than what we had previously penciled in, partly because recent surveys show an emboldened and well-organised opposition," said Nomura in its "Asia Special Report: Southeast Asia" dated March 6, 2013.
"This raises uncertainty over whether there would be an orderly transition of power, whether Prime Minister Datuk Seri Najib Abdul Razak remains in power and whether the much-needed economic reforms can continue," it added.
Nomura has painted three potential election scenarios and their impacts on the economy.
The first scenario is that the ruling coalition will win a smaller majority of 120-124 seats out of 222. BN currently holds 137 seats.
"Although there is scope for some relief on this baseline result because a small minority of the market sees the opposition actually winning the election, we believe this will be short-lived owing to the immediate implications of a small majority.
"A simple majority in parliament calling a no-confidence vote could emerge when parliament convenes for its first session 60 days after the election. This would raise political and economic uncertainty," said Nomura.
The second scenario is that the number of seats won by the opposition and the ruling coalition are marginally less than 120 seats, which would likely be an accelerated ousting of the prime minister.
Nomura said within this 20% probability, there is a small chance of the election leading to a hung parliament.
"The risk of such an outcome includes policy paralysis, potential protests, calls for a recount or even an annulment of the election results, which can be called within three weeks of the election announcement," said Nomura.
Risk of a no-confidence vote from the opposition on the prime minister will also be even greater, while internal party pressure could also lead to a change in Umno leadership.
"Currently, Deputy Prime Minister Tan Sri Muhyiddin Yassin is seen as a potential replacement for Najib and viewed by the market as somewhat hard-line. This change could emerge earlier than the planned October/November 2013 party elections.
"With the negative political backdrop and economic risks, as well as possible delays in investment projects, these could lead to a sovereign rating downgrade," the research firm said.

The final scenario is that the ruling coalition winning around 125 to 130 seats.
But Nomura said this outcome looks unlikely unless there is an unexpected fall in support for the opposition.
"(However, if it does happen,) the pressure on Najib to step down on this outcome would be significantly reduced and economic policy continuity will likely be maintained."
Nomura believes that increased political and economic concerns if the opposition gains power could be overstated as there may not actually be any major policy changes.
"The opposition has a common objective and is likely to initially focus on governance issues (which could lead to slower government investment), keeping key government staff in place such as the central bank governor and heads of key state companies, consolidate the civil service, before focusing on the direction of economic policy," it said.




hishamh said...
Dali,

I've looked at the problem myself, and for the life of me, I can't figure out how anybody can make an objective forecast of GE13, much less tease out the probability distribution of outcomes.

We are nowhere near being able to replicate basic electoral prediction methodologies, much less aggregate them as e.g. Nate Silver did recently for the US presidential election.

Problem 1: The overall Malaysian electoral sample size (across time) is too small, both for votes and seats.

Problem 2: The sample size for the predictors normally used (opinion polls, quarterly economic data) is even smaller - small enough that a regression estimate can't be generated, which is a precondition for estimating the probability distribution of outcomes.

Problem 3: GE12 may represent a structural break from the past, but that can't be determined statistically until confirmed by results of GE13.

A time series analytical approach can handle the first two statistical issues, and predicts a BN victory with well above a two thirds majority (point estimate) but with a sample error so large as to make any forecast worthless (I suspect this is due to problem 3).

I don't understand how Nomura or MS or BIMB can predict such tight probability outcomes given these constraints. There's nothing in the scenario analysis methodology that allows you to estimate the probability distribution. Scenario analysis is more of an ...if...then... decision tool, not a forecasting methodology per se.

In short, i don't think self censorship has much to do with this, rather everyone's just pissing in the dark. You're absolutely right - nobody should be publishing research on this, because its too damaging to their credibility.


Friday, 15 March 2013

Malaysia Equity Strategy

Election is the most talked about subject matter. How should we view Malaysian equity? Will the election result matter in the end?

Fact: Retail players and to a lesser extent local funds, have been avoiding or exiting their holdings for the past 3 months despite bouts of uptrend in the local bourse.

Fact: Foreign funds have been net buyers for the past 3 months. You wonder if they know something we don't.

The confidence exhibited by foreign funds in local shares may be due to the way they view how politics affected Thailand. That country has had more riots, protests rallies and change in government for the past 10 years than all Asian countries combined, I think. Yet the equity market there has shown a strong performance albeit with bouts of minor volatility with each "eventful event". Asian equities are not expensive, but they are no longer outright cheap, except for Malaysia comparatively.

How different is Malaysia from Thailand? I think there are more similarities than differences. 

If we have a change in government, what will be main causes of a market meltdown? One, there is a prolonged and difficult transition of power. Will that happen? Rightly or wrongly, the over-riding view is that there will not be a change in government if the Malays do not want one. If there is a change it would be because they do, and being part of the new majority, it is highly unlikely that the police or army may make the transition of power difficult.

Two, if there was to be a dramatic reneging of contracts or reversal of corporate deals. This is critical as that erodes confidence of contractual obligations. Thats akin to Hugo Chavez or Fidel Castro nationalising whatever they like and whomever they want to punish. I think there are enough brain smarts in Pakatan to know that its not the right path to take. Witch hunting is also a no-no for confidence, which Anwar has said that there will be none of that.

Fact: Malaysian equity has basically been left out from the massive equity rally globally for the last 4 months, owing to election uncertainty which has distracted local investors and deterred them as well. The belief among most foreign funds investing in Malaysia is that Malaysia will be playing a lot of catching up when the election is over - whatever the result may be.

Malaysia looks interesting to foreign funds given its recent under performance but the only decision regional investors will make is NOT whether to buy Malaysian stocks  BUT when to buy. This is beginning to look a lot like a similar wave of foreign funds coming in early when the locals are shunning the markets. After the election (regardless of the outcome), the Malaysian market rallies ... and guess what, the local retail and local funds jump in with gusto, helping to take out the foreign funds above 1700. Sounds familiar?

Seriously, if BN retains, the markets may rally but only a little because there's nothing new. If Pakatan comes in, there will be a mini knee jerk reaction, around 20-40 points, not much, because folks, much of what's going to happen IS IN THE MARKET already. As dumb as we like to paint foreign funds, they are actually quite savvy about things. Hence, my view is that after a swift initial small bout of downside, a Pakatan victory will propel the local bourse a lot higher and more sustainable too.

Why? The presumed better corporate governance, the presumed better management and allocation of resources, a more transparent way of doing things. Watch FDI comes in big waves as there are many who will regard it as a "welcome mat" - do you have any idea how many funds, stock investors and longer term FDIs have chosen to bypass Malaysia because of you know what ...


Rest assured, those "good plans" such as Iskandar will still get the go ahead with Pakatan. The speed rail from Singapore will still go on albeit with some changes, and a much much open tender process. Here is my opinion of the markets with the following scenario:

For the rest of 2013

BN retains but smaller majority:  1620-1730 (20%)

BN retains with a bigger majority: 1620-1760 (5%)

Pakatan wins with majority of less than 10 seats:  1580-1800 (45%)

Pakatan wins with a majority of more than 10 seats: 1580-1850 (30%)

For the differing scenarios, I have also assumed various likelihood in % out of 100. The 4 scenarios adds up to 100. Naturally this is just my view, and takes into account gerrymandering and potential voting issues raised by Bersih, hence this is not an ultra positive or whitewashed view.

Tuesday, 12 March 2013

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